Your Independent Escort in London & beyond.
Hello, You..
I am Khloé Karl, London’s Independent Escort and unapologetically seductive Provocateur. Or how some would say: a classic tale of a good girl gone very bad. They also say I tick all the boxes: playful hedonist, experienced pleasure-seeker, knows too many excel formulas. They’re right that there is something about me, a delightful paradox yet to be fully discovered.
My weapons for this mission will be simple: a toned curvy silhouette, silky brown hair, and a perky décolleté that will surely drive you out of your mind. But there is more than just the beautiful and the feminine: my mind is like the dry gin in your glass — crystal clear, but very intoxicating! I am well-educated, a great conversationalist, and known for my laid-back personality.
While you, you are looking for the very special je ne sais quoi. You’re here because you’re searching for an escape from the ordinary, with a woman who embraces her sensuality and femininity. You want a woman who knows the power of irresistible seduction — someone who, after far too long, will make you weak in the knees again..
Who is Khloé?
Well, imagine someone who likes simple pleasures like freshly baked bread and butter, going for a walk with a coffee in the sunshine, someone who thinks a pillow fight is more relaxing than any yoga retreat, and gets overly excited about a new episode on Netflix.
But then there are more complicated things. Things like investing in blue chips and reading about AI and neuroscience, remembering the lyrics of every Lana del Rey song in existence, trying to serve like Federer, or mastering a killer Quiche Lorraine .
My interests reach to the moon and back, and they will entertain you better than any movie. And no, I am certainly not Jay Gatsby, I promise! But definitely someone who knows how to keep the champagne flowing (over my body, preferably). And god, I love having fun — and am often told my enthusiasm for life is very intoxicating!
Tell me more!
AGE Late 20s (27 to be exact)
HEIGHT 5’10 or 1.77 without heels
BUST A good handful (or two) to squeeze, D-Cup
PHYSIQUE Toned, with curves in all the right places
EYES Green, on a good day. Green-blue when excited
LANGUAGES English, German, French, and a few more
USUALLY DRINKING A Riesling, Blanc de Blanc, or Diet Coke
FAVOURITE CUISINE Italian, Japanese, Middle Eastern, Gelato
FRIENDS WOULD SAY She’s bubbly, smart, very funny (ok, that’s my take), naturally curious, hungry for the world, stubborn sometimes, has the best playlists in town
INTEREST Tennis, Pilates, Travel, F1, Concerts, Cinema, Wine
MEETING WITH Men, Women, Couples - truly, bisexual!
SMOKER Non-Smoker, unless a Cigar is involved
„I've been around the world and I've never seen a girl like her..“
It’s a Match!
To schedule a date, simply fill out the form below. While making a request in advance is always preferred, I can sometimes meet on short notice. For further information on screening, deposit, or else, please visit the fee page. I have a very strong belief in a mutual need for discretion and will never share your personal information with a third party, always ensuring encrypted end-to-end communication.
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